Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Even More Times When People Are Ass Holes

36. When someone goes across the floor, in a dance class, by themselves, they are an ass hole. Go as a group of three.

37. When someone is in a bad mood and feels the need to drag you down into their pit of despair with them, they are an ass hole.

38. When someone's being a "man hater" and proceeds to hate on a potential man of yours, they are an ass hole.

39. When someone laughs at their own jokes, they are an ass hole.

40. When someone says they are fat just to hear another party to say, ohhh, no you're not!, they are an ass hole.

41. When someone shuts you down before you get to shut them down, they are an ass hole. This is a time when you should feel generally pretty good about the fact that you mutually recognize that your personalities don't mesh; however, you would feel better knowing that the other person knows that you too feel this way. That doesn't make sense.


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